You know you are a parent of young children when...

1.  You always either smell like spoiled milk or spit up. No use trying to mask it, it is ingrained in your skin.

2.  Your morning routine (shower, etc) is perfectly timed to fit into one episode of Backyardigans.

3.  You can name all of the Backyardigans.

4.  By the time lunch rolls around, you have been awake for so long it feels like it should really be dinner time.

5.  Poop no longer scares you and it is liable to be a perfectly acceptable conversation topic with your spouse and/or other friends with kids.

6.  Sometimes you stay home for the entire day, not to have a relaxing personal day, but just because the effort of getting everyone dressed, fed, diaper bag packed, coats on, shoes on, potty trips, etc is more work than the fun you would have out anyways.

7.  You think you might have an aneurism if you have to repeat one of the following phrases ONE MORE TIME:  "don't hit your sister", "get off the coffee table", "hands out of your underwear", "don't put your hands in your mouth after they are in your underwear", "you have to wear pants to go to the grocery".

8.  Yoga pants.

9.  You know the difference between a digger and a backhoe.  And it has nothing to do with rap music.

10.  You refer to yourself in the third person often.

11.  You know what true love really is.